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April Pastis
Hi, I’m April Pastis, a proud female geek living in the Central Valley at the Gateway to the Sequoias. My life is a blend of science, Apple products, writing, reading, swimming, and spending quality time with my family. Since 1989, I’ve been sharing my passions and experiences, hoping to inspire others to embrace their unique interests.
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911: I’ve been TAGGED!
Transcript of a 911 call:911 operator: 911 What is your emergency?me: (sob) Please! Please help me!911 operator: What is your address?me: uh, um…let me look….its april at heycuz dot net911 operator: Excuse me?me: my email address? The one they got me at? It is april...
Where do Lactose-Intolerant Kids Go to School?
As I listened to Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. tell politicians who don't put workers back to work to go to hell, I thought to myself, well good for him. Its about time someone said what all of the out-of-work Americans were thinking. But, after listening to the commentators on...
Why are Authors’ Websites So Boring?
I recently was asked to revamp an author's website. I'm going to be converting it from a static HTML site to a CMS website. Yeah me! The author is a very easy going sort of fellow so he's not likely to put a lot of pressure on me or be hard to deal with. I can...
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